There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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