just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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