Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Dick very happy bro
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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