I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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