at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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