This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
