After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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