You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
