turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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