is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I CAN MOONWALK!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
