I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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