Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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