I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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