GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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