I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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