i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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