made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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