Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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