Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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