i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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