Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I have grass duct taped all over my body
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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