Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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