what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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