I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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