She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
why is half of my head shaved?
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