mondays should just be called national damage control day
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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