I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
