That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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