I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Terrible idea I love it
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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