yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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