I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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