I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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