It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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