Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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