everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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