i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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