Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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