4 words: hood of his car
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Congratulations! We have a period
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