is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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