apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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