first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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