my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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