sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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