Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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