Who wears a wallet chain?!
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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