I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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