But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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