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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We're too hungover to prance.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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