just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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