She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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