Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
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