If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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